Not My Dungeon, Not My Dragons 🐉
If blue is not your style, fret not! Check out the version with pink text instead!
Featuring a majestic purple dragon perched atop a medieval castle, this fantasy inspired hoodie is perfect for Dungeons & Dragons enthusiasts, tabletop RPG lovers, and anyone whose ideal weekend involves questionable quests, chaotic party members, and a suspiciously enthusiastic Dungeon Master.
Whether you're the party's designated troublemaker, a dragon enthusiast, or just here for the loot, this cozy fantasy hoodie has you covered.
Stats
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100% cotton face
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65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
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Front pouch pocket (for dice, snacks, and other treasures)
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Self-fabric patch on the back
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Matching flat drawstrings
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3-panel hood
Sizing: This hoodie runs small! We recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size for a comfortable fit.
Made Just for You: Your hoodie is made especially for you once you place your order, which means delivery takes a little longer. Producing on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thank you for shopping thoughtfully!
No dragons were harmed in the making of this hoodie. The same cannot be said for the adventuring party.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 19 | 26 |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| 4XL | 30 | 33 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| XS | 48.3 | 66 |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
| 4XL | 76.2 | 83.8 |