Girls Just Wanna Have Flails Zipper Hoodie

Need I say more, ladies? Well I will anyway:

Flails are one of those medieval weapons that look like they were invented by someone who both loved farming and hated their enemies. Their origin actually ties back to agriculture: in early Europe, a flail was simply a farming tool used to thresh grain: two wooden rods connected by a short chain or leather strap. Somewhere along the way, people realized that if it could smash wheat, it could also smash armor.

By the 13th–15th centuries, weaponized flails began to appear in Central and Eastern Europe, especially in peasant uprisings where improvised arms were common. The military version swapped wood for metal, and the striking head often sported iron spikes. The chain allowed it to bypass shields and deliver brutal blows even around corners of armor.

Despite their fearsome look, flails were never as widespread as swords or spears, partly because they were harder to control and risked injuring the wielder. Yet they earned a place in medieval art, folklore, and fantasy, becoming an iconic “knight’s weapon” in modern imagination, even if their real use was more niche and regional.

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Model size S/M, 173cm (5'6), wearing size L in black and size S in navy blue. 

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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